While you wait for the waiter,
in that moment
do you not become the waiter
this website goes from saying the sound a car makes is nyoom to deep philosophical questions so fast it gives me whiplash
50 shades of dark circles under my eyes
im literally tired 30 hours a day
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
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Okay but everyone cherishes Neil DeGrasse. GUYS HE WAS THE ONE THAT KILLED PLUTO
The post about Hades though.
Aw don’t cry Pluto you have a fandom!!
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A PLANET TO US
I would end someone’s life if they did this to me.
When I was 6 my brother told me that old people sag because they’re being pulled to hell and I cried
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between
People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.